suckitblues: (Stand still)
2011-07-31 11:28 pm

(no subject)

suckitblues: (Default)
2011-07-12 10:53 pm

I think it's called CoHi-Simmons-Stop-Being-Racist, But That seems awfully long for a shop name

Has anyone else been to that coffee shop down in China Town?
I mean, I know coffee is amazing but holy shit, that was the best up of coffee I have had in years.
I thought the Chinese were all about tea.
suckitblues: (Yes Sir)
2011-07-06 01:45 am

(no subject)

It's a shame Sarge couldn't be here.

He would have really enjoyed the fireworks.
suckitblues: (Suck it Blues! I mean Reds! Fuck...)
2011-06-22 12:29 am

Too Much Blue


God fucking damn it. Stupid fucking suit.
suckitblues: (Suck it Blues! I mean Reds! Fuck...)
2011-06-18 12:13 am

Suck it Breads

This is stupid. I am the most qualified leader. I should be the one giving the orders. Why don't we have the damn flag yet? Fuck this shit! I'm going to find the tank. Have fun being the worst team ever without me, Red team. P.S. I took the flag. Ha!


FUCK! I mean Reds! 

Suck it Reds! 
suckitblues: (Yes Sir)
2011-06-15 12:02 am


SUCK IT BLUES. Red team is going to kick your asses until you go whining back home to mommy. Grif, quick, get the sniper rifle. We need to find a warthog. I've got the rocket launcher. Red team, meet up at base. We'll smash those blue fuckers into the ground. They won't know what hit them.

Just like the old days. Only better. Because Blue team sucks even more now. Grif! Where did you put all the ammo?
suckitblues: (I hate everyone)
2011-05-13 09:50 pm

(no subject)

This sucks balls. I almost even miss those retarded idiot blues.
suckitblues: (we're all going to die)
2011-04-29 12:07 am

Don't leave me alone with him.

So. Do I still have a job or something? Is it just me or have a lot of people suddenly gone missing. Hello? Don't leave me alone here with the junk food junkie! 

I told you the Puma shoes don't count, Grif.

Sarge? Doc? Command? Anyone? Seriously, at this point I'd even welcome a message from Donut or Lopez. COME IN LOPEZ. Que...est something....Queso...

suckitblues: (Default)
2011-04-01 02:08 pm

It's not lying, it's twisting the truth into impossible possibilities

Work's been kind of quiet lately. What's up with that? Not that I'm complaining or anything, just... what the fuck man.

Hey Grif, got another message from HQ. They say shoes don't count. Sorry. I tried to reason with them but they said it definitely has to be a real live puma.


I can NOT believe he is falling for this. Sarge would be so proud, I can feel it. I even got him to remember the ammo Saaaarge come back. How can I impress you if you aren't here. Being a leader sucks when it is only Grif I get to boss around. I already did that.


what the-


suckitblues: (Simmons 2.0)
2011-03-20 11:45 pm

You will require a bag of holding and a level 50 dark mage to complete this quest

Hey Grif, Orders from Command. They need you to go and get seven very important items to complete a magical quest to save the earth. If you find all seven they will let you go home. No more war! It's on the fridge.

I'm going to work. Don't try to burn the place down this time.

Twinkies do not go in the oven. especially with the plastic still on. Extra especially not still in the box of 24.

The List )
suckitblues: (Default)
2011-02-28 01:01 am

(no subject)

This reality TV shit sucks.

Grif. You should go get on one of those shows. You can go be a lazy ass there, instead of on the couch, watching it. Maybe you'd even win. I doubt it. But you never know.
suckitblues: (Lazy ass)
2011-01-13 02:29 am


The fuck.

Grif, What the fuck did you do with all my clothes you fucking cokbi-

AAAHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Ffffff [The audio ends in a fit of very loud laughter and the sound of clicking buttons]
suckitblues: (Stand still)
2010-12-12 12:43 am


Shit. Fuck. Fucking... god damn it. [Each word is preceded by the sound of a sniper rifle firing]

Stand still so I can blow your fucking brains out.

GRIF ! Did you find the rocket launcher yet? Get the fuck over here.

We're all going to fucking die.
suckitblues: (we're all going to die)
2010-12-06 01:36 am

A Future with Simmons

This place is just plane weird. Not as weird as the Blues.. or anything else that has happened since I joined this army, but still weird.
No sign of the Blues. The actual BLUE Blues. And I still need a job. That pays.


Not rocks or some other bullshit.

[Locked so Grif won't find it]

Still no word from Sarge. Not sure whether that is fucking awesome or not.

Until word gets back, Simmons is number 1! I could forsee a glorious future here. Sergeant Simmons.


Got a problem with checklists? )

GRIF. Stop chowing down on Twinkies and get off the fucking couch. We're not here for vacation. This is a scouting mission.

Too fucking bad for you )
suckitblues: (Default)
2010-11-26 11:54 pm

What the hell is this shit

Ok. I'm pretty sure Command made a mistake sending me here. This does not look anything like the other bases and I haven't seen a single Blue or Alien.

You got a problem with checklists? )