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Ok. I'm pretty sure Command made a mistake sending me here. This does not look anything like the other bases and I haven't seen a single Blue or Alien.


- Report in
- Perform a weapons check
- Gather supplies
- Locate a... temporary establishment until I figure out where the hell the base is
- Figure out where the base is

Date: 2010-11-27 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not117.livejournal.com
The only base here belongs to MDEA.

Date: 2010-11-27 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
MDEA? What's that? It isn't Freelancers is it? Because I have had enough of them.

Date: 2010-11-27 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not117.livejournal.com
Negative. Local government and law enforcement.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Local government and law enforcement? Did they finally send us home? Is this Earth?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not117.livejournal.com
Not Earth. Desai. It's a nexus world.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Desai? Huh. Hadn't heard of it. So if there are no bases, where are we supposed to fight the Blues from?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
The other team. The ones we've been fighting. The guys in Blue armor?

Where the hell did they send us to.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not117.livejournal.com
So that is armor.

Are you with that woman going on about "redz"?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
There aren't any chicks on our team. They're all on Blue.

... Is she terrifyingly intimidating, or terrifyingly stupid.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
That would be Sister. She's on Blue team. When she can figure out which team that is.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not117.livejournal.com
...

Is this a training exercise?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
What? No! This is Serious business our job.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Private First Class Dick Simmons. Currently in charge of Red Team in the absence of our Staff Sergeant.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] not117.livejournal.com
Marines?

Petty Officer Second Class Spartan-087, or Kelly.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
What the hell. Sarge isn't even here and you've still got your lips glued to his ass. What gives?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Hey. Sarge left me in charge when he is gone because he knows you won't do shit. Someone has to keep this team together and you'll probably just disappear into the first Twinkie shop we walk past.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Damn right I'm not gonna do shit. And why should I? There's no blues to fight, no base to defend. Sounds like the perfect opportunity not to do shit. What's your problem?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
God. You're so fucking lazy. Obviously command screwed up. Which means we don't have a base. No base, no where to stay. No where to stay, no rations. No money.

No. Food. Grif.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Woah, woah, woah, woah. Did you say "No rations"?












Does that mean I don't have to eat MREs?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
NO. MONEY. GRIF.

You don't get to eat anything until you get a fucking job. You know. Work. That thing people who aren't lazy assholes do.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Oh yeah? Fuckin' watch me.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Watch you starve? Gladly. You aren't getting any of my rations.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Yeah, I bet you'd like to see that. Probably get off on it. Freak.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Hah! The Blue team is here. Someone saw your idiot sister.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
No joke. They described her to a T. Terrifyingly stupid woman going on about Redz.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
fuck me running. God dammit.

What if it's just her?

Date: 2010-11-27 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
You're right. Blue team probably ditched her as soon as they could and she just never noticed because she's dumber than dog shit.

Date: 2010-11-27 05:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
So then...what's that say about us?

Date: 2010-11-27 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] girlssquirttoo.livejournal.com
WOO!!!1 BLUES

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