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SUCK IT BLUES. Red team is going to kick your asses until you go whining back home to mommy. Grif, quick, get the sniper rifle. We need to find a warthog. I've got the rocket launcher. Red team, meet up at base. We'll smash those blue fuckers into the ground. They won't know what hit them.

Just like the old days. Only better. Because Blue team sucks even more now. Grif! Where did you put all the ammo?

Date: 2011-06-15 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
What ammo? You mean that ammo I sold to get the sweet-ass new tv in the living room?

Date: 2011-06-15 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
You WHAT? God damn it Grif! I put you in charge of one thing. ONE SINGLE THING. Stop pawning off the important things!

Date: 2011-06-15 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
What? You told me to get this thing! And now you're mad that I had to sell some shit we weren't using to get it?

Date: 2011-06-15 04:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Ammo is important! We could be attacked by ALIENS at any moment. Again.

Or blue team
LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Date: 2011-06-15 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Blue team? Psssssh. There's no blue team here. Are you dreaming again? Sorry, but Sarge isn't here for you to blow. Thank god.

I think this unstructured environment has finally caused you to snap, Simmons.

Date: 2011-06-15 02:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
stop making things wierd!


Blue team is here. Have you even looked? We're not even in Desai anymore you numbskull

Date: 2011-06-15 07:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Oh shit. I thought something looked different. Now I realize...

We're back in Blood Gulch aren't we?!

OH GOD WILL IT NEVER END?!

Date: 2011-06-15 07:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Okay. Okay. Just gotta... just gotta relax. This isn't real, this isn't forever. I'm not going back there. This is... this is some kind of trick or joke. I know it is. It's gotta be.

OH GOD SIMMONS WHAT DO WE DO WE'RE BACK IN HELL I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE OH GOD HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE

Date: 2011-06-16 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Serves you right for pawning off my sniper rifle, jack ass.

It isn't that bad. Hey, think of it this way. There is no Sarge, and you can go back to being a lazy ass. Oh wait.

You never stop.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Yeah, but that means you're in charge. And I hate you.

Dude. Chill out. We got this thing. We'll just have one of the rookies do it.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Hey. Fuck you. I am an excellent leader.

Who's the yellow chick. Is that Sister? That is not what I imagined she'd look like at all.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
No, that's not my sister. Thank god. I don't need to be looking after her, making sure you assholes aren't going to kill her or anything.

And you know what my sister looks like. She was here! You were here! Everyone was fucking here!

Date: 2011-06-16 05:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Last time you were leader, you buried Sarge in a hole for no reason and went crazy on a power trip.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
I was amazing, you just don't understand good leadership when you see it.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
You buried. Sarge. Alive. Not that I don't admire the conviction, but still. I don't wanna be the next victim on your quest for canyon domination.

I don't know if you remember, but I led my own regiment for a little while. I was awesome. Remember that? How I was Sargent and you weren't? Private?

Man. Good times.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Fuck you. I rank higher than you which makes me the new team leader.

Besides you're too lazy to ever be a real leader.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
You rank- what? Wash doesn't have any actual authority over us. You don't outrank shit because I never technically got demoted. Ha.

Though, I will give you that I'm too lazy. Being awesome is a lot of hard work but... you wouldn't know that would you.

Date: 2011-06-15 09:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolicharmywitch.livejournal.com
What are you blathering about?

Date: 2011-06-16 05:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Are you blue team, or red team?

Date: 2011-06-16 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
If you are on Red team you are fucking awesome, and I am your leader and will lead us all to victory!

If you are on Blue team you are a lazy fucktard who never gets shit right.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolicharmywitch.livejournal.com
I have no idea what you are talking about.

Does it have to do with this horrible thing I am stuck in?
It's yellow.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Hell yeah! Congratulations and welcome to the awesome team.

Date: 2011-06-16 05:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lolicharmywitch.livejournal.com
And what is this team for exactly?

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