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Hey Grif, Orders from Command. They need you to go and get seven very important items to complete a magical quest to save the earth. If you find all seven they will let you go home. No more war! It's on the fridge.

I'm going to work. Don't try to burn the place down this time.

Twinkies do not go in the oven. especially with the plastic still on. Extra especially not still in the box of 24.

1. Mythical Puma
2. Spork of Destruction
3. Sniper Rifle Shells, unused, 10 boxes
4. Television set, HD, Widescreen, Wall-mount
5. Pineapple Grenade
6. Washing machine detergent - not bleach
7. Two single, hot desperate chicks

Date: 2011-03-21 03:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
No... No more war? You're... you're not fuckin' with me, are you? Cuz if you are, I'm going to be seriously pissed off. People might die. People named Dick. Who happen to be dicks.

Date: 2011-03-21 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
I've got like... one box of shells and there are totally steaks in the fridge. I think mythical pumas like steaks.

Date: 2011-03-21 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
They would, wouldn't they? Interesting.

Hey, on a completely unrelated note, give me your credit card. I need to buy.. food. Pizza.

Date: 2011-03-21 04:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
No. No way. It's bad enough I fell for it once.

Date: 2011-03-21 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Oh come on, Simmons. Hookers don't buy themselves you know.

Date: 2012-07-09 07:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tiareq.livejournal.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6M_6qOz-yw

Date: 2012-11-04 10:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] enrethe.livejournal.com
Have no money? Earn it online. http://joballday.blogspot.com

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