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Pros:
Leadership potential
No potential further loss of body parts to be replaced with random machinery
No crazy adventures
No one to follow
I get the rocket launcher AND the sniper rifle

Cons:
Grif is annoying
No Shotgun
No crazy adventures
Grif doesn't listen
No one to follow
No one to belittle Grif with
No one to notice when I do shit better than Grif, which is always

Ok fine, I miss Sarge. But only a little.

Who am I kidding

COME BAAAACK SAA-HAA-HAARGE

Date: 2011-02-01 07:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Oh Boo-Hoo, Simmons. So Sarge isn't around to boss us around, or tell us to run around for no reason, or like... do stuff. But you know what? Who cares? Fuck him! don't take that literally, cuz I know you totally would. Gross dude.

What ever happened to your "future filled with Simmons", anyway? Not that I care, because you are a crappy leader, my friend. Always like... wanting to get shit done. What's up with that?

Date: 2011-02-01 07:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suckitblues.livejournal.com
Getting shit done is how we make money, Grif. Money that buys shit like the food you ate this morning or the couch you've made a permanent dent in

Date: 2011-02-01 07:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grifballsux.livejournal.com
Hey. It's a lot of work to get that cushion to mold perfectly to my ass.

Know what? I'm gonna cheer you up, because that's the kind of guy I am. We're going out for drinks tomorrow. How about that? I found a nice club and everything. Lots of hot college chicks, too.

You could do with some lonely co-ed pulling that stick out of your ass.
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